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GOD'S GARDEN

Have you ever met a 'Blue Rose'? I have.--Why do I always have to be the one that starts to do laundry and there's no detergent? I guess it was time for me to do my "Dollar Store" run, which included light bulbs, paper towels, trash bags and Clorox. So off I go. I scurried around the st… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on July 30, 2008 at 11:33am — No Comments

A DOG NAMED SEX

THIS IS GREAT. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. BARRY Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "She is a dog!!" He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." Wh… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on May 8, 2008 at 11:41am — No Comments

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

Mothers If you send this to just one person, it should make it all the way around the world by Mother's Day. This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-A… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on May 8, 2008 at 12:00am — No Comments

ONLY FOR LOVE

YOU COULD SAY THIS IS XMAS BUT I SAY IT'S JUST A BEAUTIFUL STORY SO HERE IT IS. I LOVED IT. GOD BLESS BARRY Only For Love A brother and sister had made their usual hurried, obligatory pre-Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their elderly parents withTheir small herd of horses.… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on May 7, 2008 at 3:40pm — 4 Comments

LOVE & LIFE

LOVE & LIFE This story tells us something about LOVE & LIFE. My husband is S/W Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders. Two years of courtship and now, five years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him before, has now transformed into the cause of all my restlessness. I am a sentimental woman and extremely sensitive when it comes to a… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on April 22, 2008 at 6:22pm — 2 Comments

THE OPTIMIST CREED

The Optimist Creed Promise Yourself- ********* To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. ********* To talk health, happiness and prosperity to every person you meet. ********* To make all your friends feel that there is something in them. ********* To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true . ********* To think only of the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best. ********* To be just as… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on April 22, 2008 at 6:00pm — No Comments

AAADD

THIS IS SO COOL. ENJOY BARRY Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder: This is how it manifests itself: I decided to water my garden. As I turned on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided my car needed washing. As I started toward the garage, I noticed that there was mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I laid my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and noticed that the can was full. So I d… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on April 22, 2008 at 4:36pm — 2 Comments

LOVE QUOTES

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds. Love is like a violin, the music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever. Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need. Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. Love is like a mirror. When y… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on April 22, 2008 at 2:25pm — No Comments

WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING

A message every parent or adult should read, because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say .) When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. ********* When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals. ********* When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come from your eyes and… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on April 22, 2008 at 12:15am — 1 Comment

THE FART LIST

I POSTED THIS ON 360 AND MULTIPLY SO HERE GOES ON HERE; LET ME KNOW IF YOU THINK IT'S TOO SMELLY A POST. TAKE CARE BARRY The Fart List THE ANTICIPATED FART: This one warns that it is back there waiting for some time before it arrives. A person who is uneasy for a time in a crowd and who later farts at a time when they think no one will notice has farted an Anticipated Fart. THE BACK SEAT FART: This is a fart that occurs only in automobiles. It is identified chiefly by odor. The Back Seat Fart… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on April 21, 2008 at 7:30pm — No Comments

ANGELS IN HUMAN BODIES

A week ago there were enough members to count on one hand and now I go to the members and find 44; what a wonderful change and I don't see an end to it; everything is so simple here. I can put one of my thousands of pics on here and don't have to upload them to here to do it; music is simple… Continue

Added by Barry Derr on April 9, 2008 at 1:00am — 3 Comments