The Scoop on my on line romance

[Hedgewitch]

I had not planned on meeting a man for myself. I had been alone for over 20 years.
At that time I thought men were good for taking out the trash, as I had to do everything for so many years. It was pulling teeth to get my son to take out the trash.
Any ways, my best friend wanted so badly to be in love and get married, so I went on line looking for a man for her. A man whop I could get along with, as I did not wish to lose her to a man. In the past I have seen friends get married and then they seem to vanish from ones life.

I did not send him a picture of me, after all he was for her not me.
He and i talked a few times through mail and later IM. I told my friend about him, but she had gotten hurt at work and did not want to deal with it at that time. (We did not know she would become disabled from this hurt).
I kept talking with him; still I had not given him a picture. Months went by, almost a year went by, and we had started talking on the phone.

Still no picture, I told him I was disabled, over weight, and had two heads. (The second head bei9ng I am a witch).

When the phone call got to over 7 hours he told me he was coming to meet me and planned on being around for 4 days.
Still I gave no picture.

He knocked on my door, came in, we hugged, and everything in me shouted,' YOU FOUND HIM".
Shoot I was taken back; and so, I asked for a second hug, again everything in me yelled the same words.
4 months later, on a full moon in the Rocky Mts, we were Married.

Now to continue with this strange story, I was both Bride and minister.
In Co, you can be both. I wrote the ritual, my daughter spoke the words and I signed the paper work twice.